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Rand Paul, you’re an idiot

Apparently Rand Paul thinks that if health care is a right, doctors will be enslaved. With regard to the idea whether or not you have a right to health care you have to realize what that implies. I am a … Continue reading

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But…but…rapes don’t lead to pregnancy. Right, Todd Akin?

Proposed bill would criminalize an abortion after a rape as destroying evidence.┬áBut since we all know that uteri have a magic rape-sperm shield, then the crime to which the fetus would be evidence of would be reporting a false rape. … Continue reading

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It’s a European carry-all!

Meghan McCain is not voting with her vagina. I’m posting this from Starbucks, so I haven’t listened to the audio clips, which presumably explains her position on national security. She insists that she is voting with her “pocketbook.” But once … Continue reading

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If you liked it then you shoulda put 3 rings on it

So Romney’s plan to address pay disparity is to hire women to his cabinet. Good answer! edit: I just edited this to include my vulgar haiku.

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