Friday Five: search terms

I’ve been blogging here for about six months, and I finally feel like I have enough weird search terms to brag about them. So I bring you my five favorite ways people found me:

1) “Stuart Townsend,” “Stuart Townsend Aragorn,” or “Stuart Townsend porn.”

Searching for one of the above (or with Queen of the Damned thrown in there) is the number one way people found my blog. And this only started fairly recently. Why is there all of the sudden a huge Stuart Townsend interest? I haven’t talked about him in months. And who is looking for Stuart Townsend porn? But I googled that string and saw that I am the third hit. Because I talk about him and scenery porn int the same post. Here are some pictures of him topless. But be warned: that site is NSFW. There is porn on there. (Sadly, none of Stuart Townsend.)

2) “I don’t like Buffy” (or similar)

I am so happy there are other people like me who can’t stand Buffy. I just wish they would introduce themselves.

3) “Where is a naked school?”

I’m sorry I was not able to help this person find a nudist colony with a good school system.

4) “triangle shirtwaist haikus”

Really? That’s kind of sick.

Workers locked for greed.

Owner would rather them die

Than take coffee breaks.

 

5) “Harry Potter House of Leaves”

I’m not generally one for crossovers, but wow! Something like the Room of Requirement becomes self-aware and self-defensive, Colin Creevey tries to install cameras to document it all, and Harry goes insane trying to piece together Tom Riddle’s diary from scraps and realizes all the ways their lives parallel each other.

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About emmawolf

I'm a freelance writer living in Baltimore with my husband, son, and two cats. I'm working on editing my first novel. I love reading, traveling, and the cello.
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